Hi, I’m Back!
Hi, all! I’m back. I haven’t gone that far but it certainly seems like a long time has passed since I’ve last graced these pages with my rants and random posts and other bullshit commentary on life. Also for those unaware, “that far” just means…
Judgy Motherfuckers
For me, the hardest part about pregnancy, besides the fact that I was literally growing a human and that takes one hell of a toll on your body and your psyche, was navigating the folks who just can’t wait to tell you what to do, or what not to do, or what you should absolutely never do, or what you should be doing absolutely every day.
Words in the Universe
It doesn’t have to be perfect to go out into the universe. It just has to be enough.
Short & Sweet
I try really hard sometimes,
To say the things I want to say,
To forge them forever in ink.
It’s never easy.
How To Survive The Holidays While Pregnant... Without Anyone Knowing
It is exceedingly hard during this time of year to 1) not indulge in your favorite things like you’ve been planning, 2) get over the fact that even if you could indulge in all the undercooked meat and Champagne that the thought of it all makes you feel a little ill, and 3) to somehow hide the fact that you’re not eating or drinking any of your usual favorites in front of your family and friends.
I Realized I Might Be Pregnant When...
I realized I might be pregnant on a Friday. The day started off like nothing special, but in true your-life-is-about-to-change-fashion things quickly escalated in a way that ended with me making an emergency trip to a CVS to buy not one, but two different kinds of pregnancy tests.
We're Having a Baby!
Holy shit, we’re pregnant! I figured this occasion was worthy of a whole new section in my blog, since, well… this seems like kind of a big deal.
The Shit Show That Was 2020
2020 was annoying and fucked up and scary for a lot of people. For me, it was just filled to the brim with crazy highs and super low lows.
The Future of Cannabis and Cryptocurrency
Cannabis has a banking problem. Without federal legalization, many banks and financial partners are just plain afraid to play in the cannabis space for fear of the regulatory hammer. There are a number of reasons why cryptocurrency might be an answer to the cannabis industry’s banking problem.
Spotify Playlist Sharing: A (Short) Anthropological Study
Spotify playlists are literally an auditory compilation of everything that your body enjoys hearing for one reason or another. Want to get to know what makes someone tick? Listen to their Spotify playlist, ideally before the first date.
The Secret to Surviving PSL Season
I love a good quintessential suburban Starbucks run. What you might not realize though, is that your favorite beverages are often just shy of a million calories.
My Natural Deodorant Journey
As a Millennial with internet access and literally no need to ever leave the house again thanks to the work from home life, I decided to embark on a journey into the unknown, into the world… of natural deodorant.
This is my story.
The Search for Self with Siddhartha
This is something of a book report; I apologize in advance. Siddhartha is a book about finding yourself. About finding your true self. But also it’s about realizing that you can be more than one person in a lifetime.
The Chicken Drop, a Firsthand Account
Belize is known for pristine reefs with clear blue water, jungle locales where wildlife and all sorts of adventure awaits, and a hilarious betting activity on the beach of Ambergris Caye known as the World Famous Chicken Drop.
Real Reviews: Sweet Songs Jungle Lodge in Belize
Review of my stay at the newly renovated Sweet Songs Jungle Lodge near San Ignacio in Cayo, Belize
Diving Refresher
Been a minute since your last dive? Here are a few refreshers to keep in mind before your next scuba diving adventure.
Belize Beach & Jungle Travel Itinerary
See the best that Belize has to offer in one trip by visiting a pristine beach location and adventuring in the jungle.
Four Things I've Learned in the Last Six Months
Lightbulb moments that run the gamut from work to life to music (with only a small amount of complaining).
That Consulting High...
I know why people like consulting - it’s like a high of another level. Which honestly thinking about it now it makes sense why it’s filled with a bunch of bros and over-opinionated people and loud people with no filters and oversharers and perfectionists…